Muddy Thumpkin

The act of jamming both your thumbs up a someones anus and proceeding to twiddle them around like you are using a game controller.

Person 1: Hey man are you still with your girl?
Person 2: Nah man she broke up with me after I gave her the ole Muddy Thumpkin

by xXPoonMonsoon69Xx April 20, 2016

Muddy Shot

When a man pumps fecal matter into their urethra and then ejaculates it out.

"I can still smell the Muddy Shot Daniel sprayed all over my face last night"

by DuffDingle March 06, 2022

Muddy Canyon

A male achieving an orgasm by using his own feces as lubricant and breast fucking a female.

Muddy Canyons smell bad :(

by Dannylikestoassfuck February 15, 2009

Muddy Lotus

Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.

Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.

by Muddypal69 January 24, 2022

muddy trombone

the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part

Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.

by Filthy Rodríguez January 21, 2009

Muddy Alaskan

1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.

2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.

1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.

2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.

by The MudMaster August 29, 2004

Muddy Bubbles

The act of inserting a straw into the anal cavity and blowing into it to enhance sexual pleasure.
For a birthday treat, I gave Toni some Muddy Bubbles. Next year, she gets the Angry Pirate.

For a birthday treat, I gave Toni some Muddy Bubbles. Next year, she gets the Angry Pirate.

by Godliverkilla October 31, 2007