Shit move

A common action that has a negative affect in society. Can be broken down into sub categories: "dick move," "dumb move," or "douche move."

"Mike just hung up on me--what a fucking shit move."

"She's a total shit mover--she gets more excited about chocolate than about anything else."

by 2plus2 October 30, 2011

smooth move

Doing something that makes you look like an idiot.
The word smooth being used sarcasticly for humor.

"Wow look at the dipshit, he just fell down the stairs."
"Oh look he is walking over here."
"Hey SMOOTH MOVE Clouseau!"

by chas traylor November 19, 2007

the ninja-ghost-sex move

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.

Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.

by Isauce August 20, 2006

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

milkman sex move

Fucking a bitch from behind cum in your hand and smack it on the booty.

I gave that dirty hoe the milkman sex move last night.

by gamerschucks November 9, 2019

smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

by rus! January 13, 2009

Sunkist move

The Sunkist Move :
When getting ready to enter your female partner from behind, while she's laying on her stomach. You use your forearm and elbow to roll all of your weight on the base of her neck, the pain makes her arch her back and her asshole opens up like a Sunkist navel orange, and allows you to jam your cock in dry.

Her ass opened wide from my Sunkist move techniques.

by Lolyfe May 14, 2019