Mellophone

A mellophone is what french horn players march and play in marching band. It's like a trumpet with a horn bell. Trumpet players call it a trumpet on steroids. But really, a trumpet is an anorexic mellophone.

Trumpet Player 1: Man! What is that thing?!
Trumpet Player 2: It's a mellophone. AKA a trumpet on steroids.
Trumpet Player 1: Ohhh! That's funny!
Mello Player: Really??? 'Cause I heard you play an anorexic Mello??

by Marching_Horn_Mello_Rocks April 11, 2010

mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

by jack bender May 30, 2006

mello

The leather-clad, biker chocolate addict from tha anime/manga Death Note.

I think Mello is gay.

by candi166 February 28, 2008

My mellow

A homeboy, or homegirl that is close to you. A way of greeting a fellow minority in the struggle.

Homeboy#1: Wassup my mellow?
Homeboy#2: Aint nuttin my boy.

by Jerome Sandifer November 13, 2003

Malloween

That time of the year when Marshie advertises special edition marshmallows. He'll scare your dad!

You'd better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween Orange & Black Flavoured Marshmallows!

by Axel Nanol October 21, 2003

Mello-jestic

usually when an animal or person is in or caught in a mellow yet majestic pose or action.

that bird looks so mello-jestic in the water everyone just stared in aw

by Izzie Spright♥ September 20, 2010

Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.

"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."

by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014