Merp

What the?!?

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?

by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020

Merp

To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done

"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 4, 2021

Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.

Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!

by Lynxical September 21, 2016

Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"

"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."

by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023

Merp

A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.

Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.

by NasaGal March 6, 2019

Merp

A way of expressing yourself or a conversation with a word.

"I just feel Merp today."

"Politics are Merp."

When you are having a conversation about something with someone and they ask what you feel about a certain subject, so you just say "Merp."

by DezzyMathis January 2, 2022