The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School.
I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.
Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.
Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
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an absurd blend of dog Latin, anglicized Greek, and bastardized mumbo-jumbo fragments of various other languages used by physicians and wannabe physicians solely for the purpose of establishing dominance in clinical interactions with those outside the medical community.
The patient came into my office acting like he knew his anus from a hole in the ground, but I threw some medical terminology at him to make him feel uneducated and vulnerable.
by AltLans September 29, 2013
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Guy 1: Hey did you know Joe went to Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School!?
Guy 2: No! Does he wanna be a doctor or somethin'!?
Guy 1: Hell yes! Wish I could be like Joe...
Guy 2: No! Does he wanna be a doctor or somethin'!?
Guy 1: Hell yes! Wish I could be like Joe...
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Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
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11 year old girl: Yo did you see Jacob Sartorius's new musically?! it was littt!
Me: kill yourself retard, musically is for a bunch of faggots.
Me: kill yourself retard, musically is for a bunch of faggots.
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