Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.
by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017
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kegel meatloaf

When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.
After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.
by WoodenHeart May 22, 2023
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Michigan Meatloaf

According to my buddy Joel, He likes to perform what has now become the Michigan Meatloaf on his girl. This is accomplished by eating a dabble of ketchup off her ass pucker.
Much as you would eat the last corner of a piece of meatloaf. This does not have to be performed with ketchup, as any condiment will suffice.
I eat ketchup on everything, even off my girl's asshole. Hell everyone should try the Michigan Meatloaf at least once.
by hammondorf September 03, 2006
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nigger meatloaf

damn girl you got a “nigger meatloaf”
by crippledSanta666 October 01, 2019
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[Meatloafed] Me

When someone promptly takes the words out of your mouth right before you say it, Hence referring to the Song "You took the words right out of my mouth" sang by Meatloaf.
"OMG You MEATLOAFED ME! I was just about to say the exact thing but you took the words right out of my mouth!"
by Pattsicle April 27, 2015
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Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are large and dangly and meatloaf-like.
by Brandon Desmarais October 23, 2008
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Meatloaf Leftovers

Take a leftover meat loaf and make a sandwich with two pieces of bread, ketchup, a slice of meatloaf and a slice of cheese. After making the sandwich, go upstairs and rape your wife. Then eat the meatloaf sandwich.
Yo man, my wife made meatloaf so tonight I'm gonna be having meatloaf leftovers.
by Mr. Solon November 26, 2006
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