Maynard

A description for a Femboy lover who LOOOOVES femboys, he likes all the furries

Yo Maynard is fucking down bad, like, Rock bottom.

by flasko August 17, 2024

Maynard

A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one

Did you see Maynard?

by flasko August 17, 2024

Maynard

A man who loves furry femboys

Ik ben een maynard.

by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.

Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually

by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

Maynarding

The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.

Bro, the band was thrashing around but the singer was just Maynarding in the corner the whole time.

by blessthiscommunity.com September 9, 2025