noun. A nasal laugh after a pause that indicates that the otherwise believable preceding sentence was actually sarcastic.
verb. To Martin/do the Martin: 1. To end a straight faced sentence with a martin. 2. To get someone to believe something you say then shatter their believe through a martin. 3. To let out a martin in response to a statement you can't believe.
See also: Silent martin. An implied martin after a sentence that only an idiot would believe.
verb. To Martin/do the Martin: 1. To end a straight faced sentence with a martin. 2. To get someone to believe something you say then shatter their believe through a martin. 3. To let out a martin in response to a statement you can't believe.
See also: Silent martin. An implied martin after a sentence that only an idiot would believe.
"Yeah, I'll be there. <martin>"
"Yeah I'll tidy my room by tomorrow. <martin>"
"He said he was one of the best looking blokes in his class but I couldn't help letting out a martin"
"Don't martin man, I'm serious"
"Yeah I'll tidy my room by tomorrow. <martin>"
"He said he was one of the best looking blokes in his class but I couldn't help letting out a martin"
"Don't martin man, I'm serious"
by Chama November 11, 2007
A kinda stupid nerd, with lone self esteem. Has wounds that are hard to heal, and is very crazy/-chaotic. Also very shy and shorter than his friends.
Look at Martin over there!
by TheDerpBirdo April 18, 2017
Someone who never knows how to make a story short. Also a highly motivated individual when putting his mind to something but will most likely fail miserably.
by nocoomamatata September 01, 2019
Martins dick isn't in the right place. It needs to go back in his pants. "Help my dick/pants keeps falling off"
by Chik October 30, 2017
He's Martin
by I tell the real shit22 March 15, 2019
by AdamHasBigShlong June 01, 2016
Martin is really gay, he is often seen sucking dick on the side, he likes to talk to dudes and only dudes, because he is gay for them.
That Martin is hella gay.
by MartinisGay October 09, 2019