Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

Marmite

Adjective,
Marmite can be used in the simple term to describe something that you'll either love or hate

Shopper 1: Janet, do you think i look good in this sequined, flamenco pink, 1920s inspired dress?
Shopper 2: I don't know, it seems very marmite

by Your_Saviour_bbjesus October 26, 2019

Marmite

Steals gf's
He wont come for you tho cuz you aint got a gf haha

Person: Marmite wtf
Marmite: moans in a bubbly way

by dyplodonkalus March 20, 2021