Manatee

A fat, hairless gay man.

"Check out that bear!"
"No, he's not furry, he's more of a manatee."
"Eww."

by Pseudonym6931 January 24, 2017

mankee

The state into which a person enters after ingesting copious amounts of GBH (gina) or other specific recreational drugs. The "manking out" can be especially nasty when GBH is mixed with other drugs, Ketamine in particular.

"Oh girl did you just see that trashy bitch in the alley way. She was mankee as"

by SKeL January 16, 2008

land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010

manateet

man boobs

Look at that guy, he's got huge manateets. They are so big a baby can suckle off them.

by smittybunny September 14, 2009

Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014

manatee hand

A word that can be used to described one's hands after the act of heating another man's testicles in cupped hands.

Justin had some crazy manatee hands, after heating Eric's balls.

by Will March 3, 2004

Manatee

Back in the old days Pirates would have intercourse with Manatee's after being at sea for a very long time.

Manatee means "Pirate Pussy".

by Astra0172 November 20, 2010