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Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph

I dunno man, I'm pretty sure a piece of toilet paper hitting you in the face at Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph would hurt like hell.
by CHOPSWEE August 17, 2024
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Paper mache

Paper mache,
Art an a cave,
Super hero,
No cape. Capture a claim,
Climates will change,
When colder winds came,
Did you remember my name.

leave me a key left out in the rain?
Did I fiddle your pockets,
An bark at the strain the indeffiant pain?
That since I’ve had you, I’ve had nothing left to gain? No remark boasted in vain.

No retract for the want no the need for a surge through my veins.

An I contemplate damage darkness an dismay.
I recollect all my aggressive an am violent outraged.

But only when confused and feel falling oddly out placed.
So take what you want how you may.. I think more that I should how it could really be.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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Mach

I didn't know you was built like Mach.
by Selena locklear October 20, 2023
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Mach Run

How Peppino from hit game Pizza Tower runs and kills most of the enemies by bumping into them.

It can be seperated to three parts:

Mach 1: Peppino slowly starts to run, if continues running for a slow period Peppino gathers enough speed and changing directions will make him drift.

Mach 2: Peppino is running very fast that enemies gets scared after seeing him making them vulnerable for 3 seconds. He can kill enemies at this speed, he can super jump and he can break metal boxes but running into a wall will knock him back.

Mach 3: Peppino will have an insane sprite and have slightly more speed, drifting will make him go back to Mach 2.
Fork Knight: Do you see that man Mach Running towards us?
Cheese Slime: Yes, we should back off a bit?? *dies*
by Sansational Cat August 2, 2023
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Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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mach 2 club

Having sex on a jet that is at least in mach 2.
I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.
by dude June 21, 2003
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