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Liverpool Sexual

Liverpool sexual used in a way of telling that you are in love with the football club.
Boy#1: Look , a Liverpool sexual!
Boy#2:How do you know he is a Liverpool sexual?
Boy#1:He is wearing a Liverpool Fc shirt with Mo Salah (The goat) and he is crying over the UCL Final in 2022 against Real Madrid
by AlexOberWinch October 25, 2022
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Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.
"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"
by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022
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Liverpool

A city full of obnoxious self important morons.
In 2 hrs at Lime Street station I was asked for money three times, cigarettes 3 times, and if I wanted to buy drugs - once. On a night out in Liverpool my girlfriend and I left by taxi because of the atmosphere, it was the same as you get just before a war. We went to Manchester - great place, great people, fabulous time.

Walking through liverpool after the Football teams triumphant return was like walking through an end of the world scenario. Shop windows were smashed, litter was ankle deep,cars had been overturned. You couldn't pay me enough to go back. Fence it off and nuke it.
by vintage62 June 11, 2006
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Liverpool FC

wer can u start. fans from everywhere but merseyside, murderin bastards, biggest fan is called "the badge man" cos hes a retarded irish man
by EFC-EFC-EFC October 8, 2008
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liverpool captain

Theres only one sami hyypia dont matter what any one says he is the liverpool captain because ooooooooooooo sami sami sami sami sami sami hyypia
by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008
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LIVERPOOL

A stinking shithole of a city populated by the lowest people on the planet. If you arrive at Lime Street Station take my advice and get on the first train out to anywhere else. This place makes downtown Baghdad look like Venice at the height of summer. As soon as you step out of Lime Street you are greeted by a decaying concrete monstrosity and the most chavs you will ever see in one place. True there are a couple of niceish buildings but would you travel to Kabul to see one pretty building?

Forget anything you have heard about scouse humour. If your idea of comedy is robbing grannies, begging in the street, sniffing glue, stabbing anyone for anything or shoplifting then you will have a ball. Otherwise stay away.

Another warning is avoid these scumbags when they travel abroad. I live in Amsterdam and due to those twats at easyjet these arseholes can now travel abroad quite cheaply. They are easy to spot as they come here with one pair os shell suit bottoms and one liverpool FC top. They generally hunt in packs ie they come in a bar bringing a liverpool flag, sing for an hour and fuck off. They are hated by all (especially the dutch)and should not be allowed passports. Build a wall round the place and do everybody a favour.
Try playing spot the scouser at Schiphol going back to Liverpool. My Dutch mates think it is hilarious that people should be allowed to dress like they do.
by heerhugowaard November 10, 2008
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Liverpool FC

Something You Think Will Be Good But Lets You Down Every Year
by AnEvertonian November 4, 2018
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