A Unit of measurement for penis size,"your LANGLE".
Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.
If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".
If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".
If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"
If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.
If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".
If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".
If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"
If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
All examples are said in a deep voiced southern accent, kinda like Mr.T meets Dirty Harry.
" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."
or
" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"
or
"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."
or
" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"
or
"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
by MR.Thickinpants March 11, 2010
Get the Langle mug.The most neglected school in Langley, British Columbia, Canada. Known for its great arts program and crappy student atmosphere, this school is for the brave and brave only. It has no money to spend and is what the other poorhouse school up the hill, Brookswood Secondary, calls "ghetto". No cliques, just gangs and a whole lot of smokers, druggies and gangs. It seems fine on the surface but really that place should have been closed down half a century ago. No homework, poor maintenance and no funding it what sums up a day at LSS.
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LSS Student: Langley Secondary School.
Friend: Aw, man, you're not serious. That place is so ghetto.
LSS Student: Langley Secondary School.
Friend: Aw, man, you're not serious. That place is so ghetto.
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We do come from wealthy families, but kids here mind their own business and won't pick on you unless you're an idiot that tries to stand out. The girls here aren't all plastic. Like any other school, we have the plastic hoes, the pretty, genuine girls, the ugly girls, etc.
Our rival is McLean.
We do come from wealthy families, but kids here mind their own business and won't pick on you unless you're an idiot that tries to stand out. The girls here aren't all plastic. Like any other school, we have the plastic hoes, the pretty, genuine girls, the ugly girls, etc.
Our rival is McLean.
Man, I really wish we could win states in lacrosse, but we had the misfortune to be in the same state as Langley.
Fuck, Langley High School just won wrestling districts for the 12th year in a row. This is embarrassing.
Langley High School won in tennis again? I thought TJ was supposed to be good.
We may smoke weed, but at Langley High School, we get into Ivy League schools anyways.
Fuck, Langley High School just won wrestling districts for the 12th year in a row. This is embarrassing.
Langley High School won in tennis again? I thought TJ was supposed to be good.
We may smoke weed, but at Langley High School, we get into Ivy League schools anyways.
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