by Cowgurlya April 19, 2022
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
by Dalexley April 03, 2021
Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)
“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
by Angie did it December 11, 2018
The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.
by omg i knew that? November 28, 2013
The act of engaging in Anal sex while reaching around and give them a good ole shave job in there pubic region.
Sad man: Man my wife wont shave her pussy
Happy man:Give her the old persian lawnmower
Sad man:time to get the bushhog
Happy man:Give her the old persian lawnmower
Sad man:time to get the bushhog
by yourwhalecum69 July 02, 2014
The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.
by DuckButterKing September 25, 2013
(verb)- to Shave someones back while having sexual intercourse with that being, weather alive or dead.
by a_man_with_no_arms September 27, 2006