smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.

Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.

by deadviserion December 2, 2017

lawnmower weekend

a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.

Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!

Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!

by assholeanonymous April 28, 2011

lawnmower style

Ride around on a lawnmower & reverse cowboy AT THE SAME TIME

Rosalyn and Jacob did it lawnmower style

by Cowgurlya April 19, 2022

persian lawnmower

The act of engaging in Anal sex while reaching around and give them a good ole shave job in there pubic region.

Sad man: Man my wife wont shave her pussy
Happy man:Give her the old persian lawnmower
Sad man:time to get the bushhog

by yourwhalecum69 July 2, 2014

Missouri lawnmower

The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.

by DuckButterKing September 25, 2013

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

Italian Lawnmower

(verb)- to Shave someones back while having sexual intercourse with that being, weather alive or dead.

I totaly need to Italian Lawnmower Gina, she needs it.

by a_man_with_no_arms September 27, 2006