A very beautiful awesome women who is worth alot more than she believes she is. An amazing person any guy would be lucky to be with. Also has a major lust for BBC and thinks about it during most sexual encounters to help herself out. 11 inches and thick asf is her ideal size
by Vinnie Van Gogh December 29, 2016
Get the Lavendermug. by yer a wizard harry September 7, 2023
Get the Lavendermug. A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
by danibanana31 October 11, 2011
Get the Lavender Babymug. by Ladylavender April 17, 2020
Get the Lavender Labiasmug. by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019
Get the Trimming the lavendermug. by yayziesbbbbbbb January 31, 2021
Get the lavender..tocamug. by Awesome Suace Man June 3, 2015
Get the Lavendermug.