Krista

someone who is literally frickin' cool and has quite a few friends and gets all the bitches to ever exist on earth. (not really)

someone: yoooo is that krista?
someone else: hell yeah it is.

by vipermin <3 August 31, 2023

Krista

An angry short blonde woman. Perhaps a teacher. So cheesy and blonde moments are common. Krista’s like to have fun 🍷

girl - hey don’t be such a krista.

by jpkv!! January 31, 2024

Krista

Your pretty. Very smart. But your also not good at being honest. You love and care about the people around you. Your the funny one in the group that can make anyone go from sad to happy instantly. You can put a smile on anyones faces from your humor. Your very understanding at times. But you also have a dark, mean side. You get jealous very easily.

My best friend krista is so funny

by Deleted account<3 November 23, 2021

Krista Sharted

It means she sharted.

Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

Krista Sharted

It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts

Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Krista

A gay chick who had a crush on me but then i dumped her and she turned into a boy(trans) so now he says wierd stuff and i dont like him.

OH shit is that krista?
lets kjiill her

by Hornybabe\kittyissooohot October 19, 2021