A man with a wide face and a wide schlong. Penis is to be approximately 1.5 inches long and to have a girth of 2 feet 5 inches.
by Jammythejew August 12, 2018
Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.
by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016
Sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.
Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!
by backwardsjammy June 01, 2011
What happens when a person of the opposite sex is willing to spend the night, but unwilling to participate in sexual activity.
"Last night was lame. I totally thought I was going to get laid, but we ended up just having jammy time."
by Brew B July 23, 2007
Only girls get jammy panties.(Can be sung in a football chant style)
Don't go after that dirtbird unless you'd like to sweeten your meat stick cause shes got jammy panties
Don't go after that dirtbird unless you'd like to sweeten your meat stick cause shes got jammy panties
by Raggie January 05, 2010
A Jammy Paul or Jammy Paul Rowarth
I decided to define this phrase because the other day I heard someone mentioning it casually in conversation, I have recently been told that the phrase is common use in the Manchester area, UK.
So, I thought I would explain how this phrase 'actually' came about.
The act of doing something accidentally good or successful, extremely good luck, a fluke. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.
To perform or pull a jammy paul.
The phrase originates from the "Super Mario 64" video game, (it's a long story), whilst on Cool, Cool Mountain (Course 4), the "Big Penguin Race" level, my older brother's best friend named Paul Rowarth was 'sliding down the slope' (Nintendo fans may understand) when completely accidently and unintentionally fell off the slope, but with a stroke of luck somehow managed to 'fall' back onto the below track and continued sliding, to which we exclaimed 'Jammy Paul!', he then continued and completed the race in a record time, and when the penguin completed the race and approached him we expected him to call him a cheater etc. but to our surprise he congratulated him and surrendered his star.
I recently bought a 'Nintendo DS' and the remake of this game and found that they had corrested this error, I was quite disappointed.
I decided to define this phrase because the other day I heard someone mentioning it casually in conversation, I have recently been told that the phrase is common use in the Manchester area, UK.
So, I thought I would explain how this phrase 'actually' came about.
The act of doing something accidentally good or successful, extremely good luck, a fluke. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.
To perform or pull a jammy paul.
The phrase originates from the "Super Mario 64" video game, (it's a long story), whilst on Cool, Cool Mountain (Course 4), the "Big Penguin Race" level, my older brother's best friend named Paul Rowarth was 'sliding down the slope' (Nintendo fans may understand) when completely accidently and unintentionally fell off the slope, but with a stroke of luck somehow managed to 'fall' back onto the below track and continued sliding, to which we exclaimed 'Jammy Paul!', he then continued and completed the race in a record time, and when the penguin completed the race and approached him we expected him to call him a cheater etc. but to our surprise he congratulated him and surrendered his star.
I recently bought a 'Nintendo DS' and the remake of this game and found that they had corrested this error, I was quite disappointed.
"I just pulled a jammy paul"
"Hey guys, Dan pulled a jammy paul"
Mike - "I beat him at the game even though it was my first time!"
James - "It was probably just a jammy paul'
"Hey guys, Dan pulled a jammy paul"
Mike - "I beat him at the game even though it was my first time!"
James - "It was probably just a jammy paul'
by DantheMan April 18, 2005
by TeleAddict2005 February 21, 2009