Holy Jahoosaphat 

Usually bellowed out after being startled quit profusely.

Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.

Holy Jahoosaphat Earl, rekon that fishs' bigger n' yer' boat.

"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.

Holy Jahoosaphat by Wood1986 February 4, 2010

Dirty Jacobo 

The act of riding on a boyfriends dick as a gay man, to realize it is a woman with a dildo.

Man: Dude your mom totally pulled a Dirty Jacobo on me!
Friend: I mean, she loves pranks…

Dirty Jacobo by your mother’s side guy September 28, 2021

Sloppy Jacobo

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men

Joshua: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jacobo?

Jay: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.

Sloppy Jacobo by JacoboV March 23, 2026