santorum special

When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.

"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.

by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019

nettipot santorum

after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.

Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.

by beanporn January 8, 2012