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Hisokaism

Hisokaism is the beliefs of our lord and savior hisoka morrow.

So here are sins and prayers.

Sins

Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.

Not believing in illumi

You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.

Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.

Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
??: did you hear ?? Is in hisokaism?
??: no way, me to!
by Hisokaism August 16, 2021
mugGet the Hisokaismmug.

Hisokaism

In Hisokaism we praise the lord HISOKA MORROW. 🛐 it’s basically a religion with minors that only can feel one thing…. Being horny. Yes. That’s it.
HEY MOMMM!! I just converted to hisokaism. 😩😩😩
by Ilovebungeegum May 8, 2021
mugGet the Hisokaismmug.

Hisoka

A bitch-ass pedophile who is really attracted to 'power' *COUGH* kids *COUGH* he is NORMALLY Shipped w/ Illumi Zoldyck (Beautiful ship btw) and is from The Anime Hunter x Hunter.
Hisoka is a shitty character
by Cynnnnnnnnnnn October 4, 2023
mugGet the Hisokamug.

Angel Jose Robles Is Hisoka Angelu Morrow

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😱: Angel Jose Robles Is Hisoka Angelu Morrow
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
mugGet the Angel Jose Robles Is Hisoka Angelu Morrowmug.

Hisoka

A hot ass man who is not a pedophile okay so technically hisoka is not turned on by gon but by the strength of his aura like little kids dont do it but the idea of fighting a determined and strong opponent does.
Hisoka: Don't look at me like that is really turning me on
Gon: *looks like he is about to cry*
by HisokasBlTCH February 4, 2021
mugGet the Hisokamug.

cheating on hisoka

"cheating on hisoka" means that you are in a relationship with a man named hisoka, but you love genocide jack more than him so you simply cheat on hisoka.
killua: "did you see that girl komaru? she was with that girl genocide jack."
tsumugi: "yea... she was cheating on hisoka.'
mugGet the cheating on hisokamug.

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