Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother

The haggis is mad again

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025

Haggising

Necking on with a bird up the back wheel of your mates ploughing engine

James went haggising with some random bird in the playpen at Dorset

by Steamy-lover April 23, 2022

Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.

It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.

by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025

HAGGY

Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.

Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.

The haggis is going off on one again

by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025

Haggy

Giving a girl terrible oral

I gave that girl a terrible haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025