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Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding has been known to occur.
Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"

Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."

Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"
by The_Justin December 13, 2008
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guacamole bowl

It's the act of eating nothing but Mexican food for 3 days and attempting to shit as little as possible, then on that monumental 3rd day you put it into a bowl with some vanilla so the smell is semi bearable and then apply it to your partners face as an exfoliating mask
I gave my roommate a guacamole bowl the other day, that'll teach that cheap motherfucker to not buy cheap beer when it's his turn
by Ginger47359 February 4, 2014
mugGet the guacamole bowlmug.

Guacamole nigga penis

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis
mugGet the Guacamole nigga penismug.

Guacamole nigga toilet

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.
mugGet the Guacamole nigga toiletmug.

Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
by Wyumi June 17, 2020
mugGet the Guacamole nigga penismug.

Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
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Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.
Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
by Gappies July 5, 2020
mugGet the Guacamole nigga penismug.

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