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tasty well-groomed snatch

sweet, i found five dollars! tasty well-groomed snatch!
by Dan Garesche February 16, 2004
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blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings
The blue groom attended the wedding
by Cockatail February 24, 2022
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.
Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.
by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010
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Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.
I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.
by anonymous May 28, 2023
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Child Groom

He is her child groom
by 459395 March 8, 2022
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Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming
Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss
by Pxpcxnrzi September 9, 2021
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