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Ghost Pooping

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 5, 2019
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hot ghost

A method of flatulence characterized not only by its silent, venomous nature, but also by the fartee's stationary position.
That dude next to you just blasted a hot ghost! You just got hot ghosted! The taqueria became a haunted house after all of our hot ghosts.
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Cow Ghost

Oh my god! Reginald filled up this damn room with cow ghosts!
by Bob Tate August 31, 2017
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Ghost Bitch

A term used in Call of Duty: Black Ops to describe the cockroaches who use the ghost perk and sit in corners and in grass the whole game, waiting to ambush any one that walks past. They are completely undetected and is the most annoying perk in the game. They take advantage of this and sit in every corner possible in every map because they lack the gun skill to go straight up in a 1v1 gunfight.
*guy gets killed by guy in corner*

Guy: WOW WHAT A FUCKING GHOST BITCH
by Death_horse January 9, 2011
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The Ghost Inside

An American Metalcore / Melodic hardcore band from Los Angeles, California, formed in 2006.
The Ghost Inside is defiantly more hardcore than Papa Roach.
by Boldy Locks November 2, 2010
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ghostern

(1) A phrase describing a person working for a company or non profit organization in an EBL (Experience Based Learning), or SBL ( Service Based Learning) capacity that is not allowed to have an official title, or allowed to actually do much work of significance to enhance said experiences –

that is placed in said company or non profit organization by a separate company as part of an educational program designed for the purpose of re-training displaced employee’s changing or enhancing their career path.

(2) An unofficial intern with no given actual title, working for a company or non profit organization with very little work to do so they usually only do their homework in the workplace, or are assigned “busy” work of no real relevance to said experience
" the ghostern is studying to be a web developer eh, eh - whatever that means ..... got anything for him to file " ?

" hey meredith can you find some "busy" work for the ghostern to do today " ? " is it time for lunch yet" ?

"she is only here for three month`s, let`s call that ghostern

a web designer trainee "

"hey why not let the ghostern do our stock tips for us " ?

His previous background is working at the board of trade.
by Mr T.Ghostern April 4, 2011
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ghost high

Tinglness and numbness after smoking weed. Usually lasts few days depending on your tolerance
Damn bro I had this ghost high since last Thursday!
by NotDavidPerez January 2, 2016
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