by Social Media Sigmund December 12, 2015
That's another thing I'm fucking tired of.
Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Which is: A mentally retarded person had access to my email in a place where I was not even allowed to tell that retard about my life because it would be in violation of the boundaries policy that my co workers were violating when the fucked that REEETARD and it took the form of something that has been happening to me for years and is clearly some kind of target surveillance and harassment apparatus. Secondly, my work is going into someone else's bank account. Thirdly, I HAVE A TOOTH INFECTION THAT HAS CLEARLY SPREAD TO MY LYMPHATIC SYSTEM AND IS CAUSING SOME KIND OF FLUID BUILD-UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE THAT I CAN ACTIVELY HEAR WHEN I SWALLOW OR OPEN MY JAW. I CANNOT AFFORD HEALTHCARE AND SOLVING PROBLEM 1 AND 2 ALLOWS ME TO SOLVE PROBLEM 3. Stop trying to shrink me you retarded piece of shit. I don't need my fucking mind changed about fucking women more than I need any of these other problems fixed. Freudian imposition."
by Hym Iam September 06, 2024
I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.
Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
by Tony du Angletere April 09, 2022
by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023
Sending the wrong GIF which somehow pertains to the conversation in a deep unintentionally subconscious way
by Professor Papi June 17, 2020
The act of muttering a Freudian Slip under your breath after saying it to express that it's not what you meant to say.
The Freudian Mutter is often associated with comedy. For example:
Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"
Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."
Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"
Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 06, 2021