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Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.
Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.
by Angiece June 23, 2020
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Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.
I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.
by Rozz May 25, 2018
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fossil bottom

an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.
Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.
by bastardlybasic July 9, 2023
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Fossil strip

Your a fossil strip.
by Fossil48 November 7, 2017
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Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.
eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there
by King Yamayama January 31, 2025
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fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil
Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010
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Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.
Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record
by anonymous September 27, 2022
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