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Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017
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mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.
She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail
by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017
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flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina
That hooker had some flails that looked like clams
by flailersrus June 5, 2015
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flailing bella

To wildly swing one's dick around, as if imitating a helicopter, whilst making eye contact with those around and softly saying "Belllaaaaa"
Bella entered the room. John had that look in his eye and she just knew he was about to do a flailing bella.
by Timothy Fiddlewicket November 21, 2020
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Philadelphia Flail

An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.

Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality
Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!
by Just_Some_Random_Dude January 21, 2020
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Flailing

Tweaking so hard, body movements are uncontrollable. Usually accompanied with lockjaw.
"Yo, Felicia was flailing, so hard, she forgots to borrow my car, right quick."
by Harass me February 10, 2021
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Flail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.
by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012
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