Urban Flail
Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)
The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.
The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.
*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)
The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.
The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.
*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”
“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017
Get the Urban Flailmug. Person 1: "Hey bro can you come pick me up?"
Person 2: " Yeah, I can after I finish ka-flailing on my truck"
Person 2: " Yeah, I can after I finish ka-flailing on my truck"
by Squishy and WiggleWorm January 31, 2022
Get the Ka-flailmug. Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?
Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!
Man #2: Flail.
Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!
Man #2: Flail.
by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012
Get the Flailmug. n. A drug and alcohol and sleep deprivation induced state of repetitive tasking which often includes a state of paranoid fixation with paralyzing effects.
v. Creating or engaging in a flail.
v. Creating or engaging in a flail.
"Don't you tell ME how to flail!"
"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."
"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."
"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."
"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."
"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."
"Epic flailure!"
"Four flails to the wind."
"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."
"All ahead flail!"
"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"
"The fourteenth flail's the charm."
"Birds of a feather flail together."
"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."
"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."
"Three fails forward, two flails back."
"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"
"Library = Flailbrary"
"The legend of the flaily pants."
"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."
"Tommy Flailfiger."
"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."
"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."
"It's the law of diminishing reflails."
"Home is where the flail is!"
"Life is not flailr at failall!"
"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."
"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"
"Flailey's comet."
"The Flailcapades."
"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."
"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."
"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."
"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."
"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."
"Epic flailure!"
"Four flails to the wind."
"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."
"All ahead flail!"
"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"
"The fourteenth flail's the charm."
"Birds of a feather flail together."
"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."
"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."
"Three fails forward, two flails back."
"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"
"Library = Flailbrary"
"The legend of the flaily pants."
"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."
"Tommy Flailfiger."
"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."
"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."
"It's the law of diminishing reflails."
"Home is where the flail is!"
"Life is not flailr at failall!"
"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."
"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"
"Flailey's comet."
"The Flailcapades."
by plasticlax May 5, 2024
Get the Flailmug. by flailersrus June 5, 2015
Get the flailmug. by pinkstreak January 19, 2016
Get the Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Manmug. To wildly swing one's dick around, as if imitating a helicopter, whilst making eye contact with those around and softly saying "Belllaaaaa"
Bella entered the room. John had that look in his eye and she just knew he was about to do a flailing bella.
by Timothy Fiddlewicket November 21, 2020
Get the flailing bellamug.