College Essay

Something that colleges make you write in an college application in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil thing in the world...like really, they're hell.

Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?

Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!

by Jsybird2 December 20, 2008

essaywhuman

word coined by The Roots rapper Blackthought. Alternative to saying say what?

Weren't you supposed to be there tonight? Essaywhuman?

by MikeJames November 10, 2006

estados confundidos

Litterally: states of confusion

Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.

"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Confundidos"

by Donna W October 11, 2007

Eshay

And Eshay is an absolute arsehole with no integrity should be beaten up on site.

Person 1: I saw an Eshay today.
Person 2: what did you do?
Person 1: I put him on his arse.

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 13, 2019

writing the essay

A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.

Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.

"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"

-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.

by Wai November 22, 2004

essay crisis

A crisis that involves an essay that is either overdue or due very soon. Often involves an all-nighter being pulled.

I'm having an essay crisis right now, so don't expect much from me tomorrow.

by litgrrl January 3, 2008

Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009