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Eloise

Worst driver you will ever meet. Borderline scary but gets stressed when people get scared of her driving. CANNOT park either.
Boy: oh my god who’s parked on an angle like that??

Other Boy: yeah that’s just eloise don’t worry too much about it
by Filaflowa May 8, 2023
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Eloise

Thick girl, recommend in bed, smells like flowers and she doesn’t even wear perfume
Person 1: whooweee! That Eloise is sexy as hell!
Person 2: Really? Lemmings have a go
by Bestie Westies March 1, 2025
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Eloise Robinson

Common name of the Southern Hemisphere, given to a select few. The poor souls that are given this historically terrible name against their will.

Rambunctious, cringe-worthy, egotistical putting up a facade of independence and self-worth. The Eloise Robinsons roam around polluting our planet with their opinions and false preachings.
"Woah, who was despicable person?"

"It was an Eloise Robinson "

"Ah I see now, make sure the kids are safe inside."
by Definition Donald June 22, 2022
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Eloise Turner

“Do you know who Eloise Turner is”
“Yeah she’s the best person ever
by Big dick Dave 42069 December 15, 2019
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Eloise Edgar

The flattest gal, but a social butterfly who loves to chat. A great straight friend who is attracted to gay guys.
Eloise Edgar: Have you seen my boyfriend?
Person: Yes he’s at the gay bar
by Cygnus_Atratus July 21, 2023
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Eloise Turner

“Do you know who Eloise Turner is”
“Yeah she’s the best person ever
by Big dick Dave 42069 December 15, 2019
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Princess Eloi

A beautiful looking person (regardless of gender) who lives their life never having to lift a finger, yet has a worry free, care free life. They don't work, yet they live off the work of others who they don't respect or appreciate those who do everything for them.

Named for the idea that many little girls have of growing up to become "A Disney Princess", plus the story The Time Machine by H.G. Wells where the Eloi didn't work for anything, yet got to enjoy all the pleasures life had to offer.
"Man, my girlfriend Bonnie is such a Princess Eloi."
"What do you mean?"
"We've lived together for over a year now, and everyday I come he from work and ask her about her day, and every day she tells me that she watched movies all day."
"Hey, at least she's doing the house work, right?"
"Wrong dude. I do the house work around here."
"But at least you get sex out of it."
"Yeah...about once a month."
"Ouch. You really need to break up with that Princess Eloi and find someone who is willing to support and respect you."
by TobiasMarco June 2, 2022
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