A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
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Get the Sward elementary school mug.an elementary school where kids deal drugs with strangers and the kids lick Taylor swifts' camel toe. the teachers simp for Dwayne the rock Johnson and as sluts, they sleep with him. The kids get into a gun fight every week with the local military and national police. Thats why half of the kids go missing every week. the school is in Dearborn, so we know that the tall miller elementary school got rebuilt three times, once for construction, another one because why not, and a third time because a plane crashed. A Saudi hijacker and his group of friends and virgins made a terrorist attack on the world capitol, Dearborn. the students are the best of the best, with iq better then albert Einstein. but I wonder why they make up in the bed with each other even if they are boy to boy, or girl to girl.
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Get the Elementary schools in the United States mug.Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.
“Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”
by TheRapistOfBikiniBottomGen2 November 27, 2018
Get the Sandy Searles Miller Elementary School mug.An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
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