Devon Elementary School

Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.

Friend:1 Got any curry
Friend:2 Nah but the people at the Devon Elementary School do

by Joe mama 123123 November 21, 2019

Elementary School

Extra
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life

It is a horrible place and everything is hard

Girl: Fifth grade is so horrible
Boy: 8 more days of elementary school, just 8 more days

by Girlgod May 16, 2019

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.

Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”

Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

Marley Park elementary school

At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.

marley park elementary school is wack

by dad brown December 4, 2018

Elementary School

Somewhere Laura didn't go.

Laura didn't go to Elementary School because she was homeschooled.

by Laurawashomeschooled April 5, 2017

Hollywood Elementary School

The Gulag

You have died in warzone you are going to Hollywood Elementary School

by Ronald Barbercheck February 1, 2023

Quest elementary school

Quest elementary school is a school in Melbourne Florida filled with a shit ton of rich white kids and the small group of black kids act like their from the hood by 5th grade despite being just as rich. This school has strict ass principal and vice principals that tgreaten to expel you if your blink the wrong way. Most of the teachers are pretty boring but give out candy and think they're teacher of the year, if their are any teachers kids they are worshipped like gods and can do anything they want.

"I go to quest elementary school"
"I'm so sorry"

by Thisolplace September 21, 2021