Easton

A retard that likes heavy metal. He is not retarded school wise, in fact he is gifted. they are always straight and they are kinda ugly

me and my friend are Eastons

by kornfan72727 February 14, 2024

Easton

Probably a dude that watches nothing but anime and plays tuba in the band.

"That Easton guy sure is a character."

by Cuuffe November 7, 2022

Easton

Twink. Likes big sweaty men

Easton is the most twink person i’ve ever met

by Sillyestbillyyes April 20, 2024

Easton the Welder

Fat and ugly super loser

You're an Easton the Welder

by Weldr February 25, 2025

Easton's slow

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is

Easton's slow

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

easton

eastons are hot as fuck and sometimes you think to youself "damn i'd like to fuck him" but they have the worst personality ever they will flirt with you and use your body to pleasure themselves but they also are pleasureing themselves to other girls as well

girl 1"oh my look it's that hot ass easton kid"

girl 2"he's hot but the biggest player ever"

by iloveyourdadtons June 19, 2022

Easton

He is pretty kind I guess, he is VERY funny, and he likes football and sports (most of them do) he is loyal and is a good friend, he wont leave you unless you do something to him, a lot of girls like him yet he chooses to stay single, he def has a crush but he wont admit who it is, If you want a Easton, go get him, but he's not very easy to pull

"Easton is a football beast"

by Thelilcheesyratismine25 December 2, 2024