Dion

A true gremlin and possible child molester, he dwells in basements, attics and walls, waiting for anyone and anything to come near.

OH GOD! It's Dion

by Angry_Chicken March 16, 2020

Dion Bombing

The Dion Bomb is the art of requesting Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" on a digital jukebox at a packed bar. In most cases, the Dion Bomb will be interrupted by an intelligent bartender for a better song. Occasionally, females will use the opportunity to karaoke the annoying theme song to the 1997 blockbuster hit.

Men will use the opportunity to reaffirm their masculinity by vocalizing their objections to the broadcast of this song. This is mainly based on bad school dance experiences that rendered them without a dance partner, crying into a plastic cup of Minute Maid Orange Soda, wearing jean shorts and a Nautica t-shirt.

The bar was filled with Chads, last night. It should have come as no surprise that I was Dion Bombing the shit out of that place on my way out.

by The Stafford Executive August 18, 2011

Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.

omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!

by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

Dion

Best person on earth he’s so cute and hot

Dion is so hot

by Bully Maguire Fr March 29, 2023

Dion

The most incredible man you will ever meet. He is handsome, tall, and athletic. He knows how to have fun and let lose, he is truly the life of any party. He is very courages and confident, he is a man of his word and completely trustworthy. He is compassionate towards others and always shows kindness. Anyone that meets Dion will love him, thats just the man he is. He loves adventures and trying new things, he will push you to be the person you want to be and help you in any situation. He is a man of strong morals. His laugh lights up a room, he is funny, smart and witty. Dion is an amazing boyfriend and will support you in every way he can, is is loyal and loving and isn’t afraid to show it. If you meet Dion you’ll know exactly what i’m talking about and you’ll love his happy, outgoing, kind personality.

Omg i met this guy and he was the sweetest person i ever met

Was his name Dion?

by Kikikiski November 13, 2023

dion spears

a old man that is in highschool still

look its a dion spears how has he not graduated yet

by deception2 December 22, 2023

DION

hes a fucking nasty person that eats vienna sausages (gross) and hes a fucking scammer and scams everyone on roblox and he works at a roblox game and doesnt touch grass

dion stinks and smells like SHIT

by dionsmellslikeshit December 2, 2023