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Denmark

5. Reasons why... You should go to Denmark
1. Lego! Yeah that’s true Lego is from Denmark they have Lego land, and Lego means “Leg godt/play well”
2. Women! Tall blonde/brown haired girls is overall and under 10% of Danes is over weight
3. Hygge! Hygge is the feeling you get when you are cozy and having a good time with friends and family Danes is experts in this
4. Vikings! Just why not?
5. Language! Some of the word Danes say may sound English, and actually it’s because of the Viking that invaded Britain so word like egg/æg, window/vindue and salad/salat sounds the exact same
by The.dane November 19, 2017
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Denmark

The country of vikings, good beer and socialism that actually works.
It’s often refered to as the happiest country on earth.
Denmark has universal Healthcare paid by taxes and is therefore Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Beer can be expensive though.
Jens: I broke my leg and had to get it fixed.
James: oh, that sounds expensive.
Jens: not at al, I’m from Denmark, l I didn’t pay a single dime.
by Sigvald the Dane January 15, 2019
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The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).
Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)
by Nuski15 July 2, 2022
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hail Denmark

by Denmark Man August 5, 2022
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Diabetes Kid from Denmark

A kid normally from denmark. He is fat divorced man who like to exercises. When the sun goes down he becomes a "super anti feminist" and goes around around the city at night and tell all the people that "women's rights" doesn't exist.
that nigga over there looks like a "Diabetes Kid from Denmark"
by 흑인 가정 April 10, 2018
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Denmark

supposedly a country in Europe, Denmark is a famed mythical land whose existence was disproved by genius Italian scientists during renaissance, despite this many people still believe that Denmark is a real place.
person 1: Denmark looks like a nice place, I want to go there
person 2: you can't. Denmark isn't real
by Denmark denier July 25, 2023
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Denmark

A piece of shit country with a garbage language filled with shitty people who will throw sports games to spite smaller countries who are counting on them winning to progress.
A: Did you hear about what Denmark did to Iceland in the handball tournament?
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
by MidnightMage January 30, 2022
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