twitter court

The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.

“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”

“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”

Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.

Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!

by Kussimek January 09, 2021

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bum court

It is a reference to the NBA 2K court on the right side; known for having bums and squeakers on the court

GO TO BUM COURT!!!

by KID_ May 04, 2020

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nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with

- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!

by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015

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court system

Ancient system of decision making defining a country's conscience, run by an elite for the elite to keep society under their control.

The people expect the court system to be fair.

by polite point February 05, 2016

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Court General

(Noun) point guard or coach on the court; should be a very all-around type of player; should be fundamentally sound, have good ball handling, shooting, passing, quickness, speed, IQ, and leadership. If you possess these qualities, then you are the perfect court general

He looks like a court general when he's out there--taking command and telling people what to do.

by MWilliams22 December 28, 2014

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