Colby Louis; usually has really radical friends and has fantastic hair, often talked about having magical hair. Generally has a small Willy.
person 1: yo, look at that guys hair it so awesome.
person 2: Omg it's like fairy floss but made by God, he must be a Colby Louis
person 2: Omg it's like fairy floss but made by God, he must be a Colby Louis
by Qwertyuiopasd May 08, 2016
by Mary and Eliza November 12, 2008
a guy who is paid to screw a woman. Basically, it's a male prostitute. Sells himself for money because he's a loser and can't get a girl friend so he tries to make himself feel good inside by screwing a girl. He tries so hard but still isn't happy so later in life he commits suicide by slitting his wrists an neck.
by i.kinda.luv.u.little.bit.yeah January 31, 2009
a low life with zero respect to anyone. Will shove his dick in anything. Plays girl & is pussy whipped by his bestfriend. so don’t be a dummy and fall for a colbie.
by girlsthatgetplayed101 September 19, 2019
a type of male haircut. Its usually blonde, naturally straight, a little shorter than shoulder length and all the same length with absolutly no layers. reminisent of the early-mid 90s. if you saw someone with this cut, they usually look like their name would be colby, if its not already. they also typically look like they belong in the babysitters club.
by lanelane February 10, 2007
A Colby is someone who gets absolutely no fucking females ever, sucks ass at any sport, and stupid as shit. Literally their only good quality is being fast.
Ketamine- Who is that?
Chadly- It’s just a Colby
Ketamine- What’s a Colby?
Chadly- Look at the definition faggot
Chadly- It’s just a Colby
Ketamine- What’s a Colby?
Chadly- Look at the definition faggot
by Logan Paul That Shits On Colby January 14, 2020
A midget oaf with Justin Bieber hair. A typical Colby would play with his hair all day until it looks like J biebs. Some may say that this is unusual, but many Colbys beg to differ. A Colby typically plays baseball. His hair flows out of it like water out of a fountain. Most Colby's want to be african- american.
by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011