A gay guy with a huge shlong
Colby rearranged my guts last night
by I LIKE MEN 69696969 December 9, 2021

by Mary and Eliza March 29, 2009

a guy who is paid to screw a woman. Basically, it's a male prostitute. Sells himself for money because he's a loser and can't get a girl friend so he tries to make himself feel good inside by screwing a girl. He tries so hard but still isn't happy so later in life he commits suicide by slitting his wrists an neck.
Colby's life sux
by i.kinda.luv.u.little.bit.yeah January 30, 2009

a low life with zero respect to anyone. Will shove his dick in anything. Plays girl & is pussy whipped by his bestfriend. so don’t be a dummy and fall for a colbie.
by girlsthatgetplayed101 September 18, 2019

a type of male haircut. Its usually blonde, naturally straight, a little shorter than shoulder length and all the same length with absolutly no layers. reminisent of the early-mid 90s. if you saw someone with this cut, they usually look like their name would be colby, if its not already. they also typically look like they belong in the babysitters club.
by lanelane February 12, 2007

A Colby is someone who gets absolutely no fucking females ever, sucks ass at any sport, and stupid as shit. Literally their only good quality is being fast.
Ketamine- Who is that?
Chadly- It’s just a Colby
Ketamine- What’s a Colby?
Chadly- Look at the definition faggot
Chadly- It’s just a Colby
Ketamine- What’s a Colby?
Chadly- Look at the definition faggot
by Logan Paul That Shits On Colby January 13, 2020

A midget oaf with Justin Bieber hair. A typical Colby would play with his hair all day until it looks like J biebs. Some may say that this is unusual, but many Colbys beg to differ. A Colby typically plays baseball. His hair flows out of it like water out of a fountain. Most Colby's want to be african- american.
by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011
