Cockmocker 

Any person who makes reference to the small size of a guy's cock.

"Don't mind Billy. He's a cockmocker but he's secretly gay."

Cockmocker by sketchesOfEtrusca September 11, 2016

Cockmonkey 

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

Cockmonkey by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cockmonkey 

A vulgar slang to describe an obnoxious and contemptible person

You are such a cockmonkey!

cockmonkey by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Cockmonger 

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.

The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.

Cockmonger by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025