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Clanksexual

A sexual orientation in which a person experiences sexual or romantic attraction toward machines, robots, or mechanical devices.
"Ever since he was a teenager, Mark has identified as clanksexual, feeling a deep attraction to robots and mechanical beings
by codouja August 21, 2025
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Claresexual

(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.
“What are your pronouns
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”
by Owaliver September 7, 2025
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Calosexual

A person whose sexual or romantic attraction is primarily driven by perceived beauty, regardless of gender or identity.

Beauty can be physical, expressive, aesthetic, or simply “something” that triggers attraction for them.
“I don’t really have a type or a preferred gender — if someone is beautiful to me, I’m attracted. I’m probably calosexual.”
by Plutonio January 18, 2026
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