Chocolate Choo Choo Train

The act of defecating on ones chest while wearing a conductors hat and having them yell "CHOO CHOO" while strangling ones throat and having ones canine observe.

John and I were making love when I suddenly felt a warm substance on my chest and I heard him yell "CHOO CHOO"!! I think he just performed a "Chocolate Choo Choo Train" because he was wearing his conductors hat and he made my dog Nibbles stay in the room.

by Phill McHunt May 21, 2010

scrubbing my choo choo

Getting the penis scrubbed ;)

I met this girl at a bar and she ended up scrubbing my choo choo

by MercilessBas March 24, 2017

Tennessee choo-choo train

fisting a man or woman above your head with both hands, rapidly inserting one fist and removing it before inserting the other

I gave Stephanie a ride on the Tennessee choo-choo train last night.

by the nightman cometh September 25, 2013

bang bang choo choo train

to bang or have sexual intercourse

That girl is fine. I want to bang bang choo choo train her!

by Carolynn December 29, 2007

Bang Bang Choo Choo Train

- to have sexual intercourse.

normally followed by "you" or a name.

dayummm. i wonna bang bang choo choo train youuuu Jono.

by Jono Fox December 29, 2007

choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest

todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*

by ologs July 21, 2019

Choo choo

I hear that train a coming it's coming around the bend haven't seen the sun shine since I don't know when so I throw a flame to it a just smoke my crack

I hear that train acoming choo choo

by Holly molly November 7, 2020