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Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.
I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.
by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008
mugGet the Tuscan Chili Dogmug.

soggy chili dog

In regards to performing anal sex on your partner when she is stuggling with explosive diarrhea. Even so it doesn't bother you or your dirty little penis that is now covered in brown chunks of what was once Taco Bell.
Last night I gave Melanie a soggy chili dog right in her tight little brown eye.
by lil smokie April 28, 2006
mugGet the soggy chili dogmug.

Idaho Chili-Dog

1. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is the result of some Male Correctional Facility "love" within a restroom stall right after the receiver finishes moving his bowels.

2. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is a result of anal sex after the female has finished taking a dump (preferably before she wipes) or before she has time to clean her anal area.
Dennis got a nasty Idaho Chili-Dog after his cell mate had diarreah.

I was so horny I fucked her in the ass before she had time to wash, and wound up with an Idaho Chili-Dog.
by Raw Diggem AKA Dick Hardagin October 20, 2010
mugGet the Idaho Chili-Dogmug.

Manhattan Chili Dog

A sexual act in which a man takes a hot, steamy shit betweens a girls tits while shes laying on her back, and then proceeds to squeeze her tits together and titty fuck her, giving the illusion that her tits are the bun, the shit is chili and his dick is a hot dog.

Please note: you do not need to be in or from Manhattan to make this act work.
LIONEL: Yo!! homie, what happen with you and that skeezer from the other night?

RYAN: SSShit, playa...that freaky bitch was such a hoe, she begged me to squat on top of her and give her a Manhattan Chili Dog.

LIONEL: Did you give her what she wanted?

RYAN: You know i did, nigga
by Todd Lee October 25, 2005
mugGet the Manhattan Chili Dogmug.

Boston Chili Dog

(N.) BAW-stun CHILL-ee dawg. The sexual act wherein which a male defecates onto a female's chest, where she then squeezes her breasts together so that the male may insert his penis between her breasts, creating the illusion of a chili dog. The act is sometimes topped with semen to add a cheese effect.
As the couple made love, she lovingly looked up to him and asked for a Boston Chili Dog, with cheese.
by The Masked Bukkaker October 3, 2011
mugGet the Boston Chili Dogmug.

chili dog with cheese

When a man takes a diarrhea shit on a woman's tits then titty fucks her, this makes a chili dog. To add the cheese he blows his load on her tits and then somebody else titty fucks her for a chili dog with cheese. This is a highly advanced move not intended for amateur use. Not for the faint of heart.
My friend and I got drunk last night and gave that bar skank a chili dog with cheese.
by jerez January 13, 2008
mugGet the chili dog with cheesemug.

boston chili dog

shitting between a girls tits, and then titty fucking her.
I cant think of anything good to say!
by A friend of a friend July 14, 2003
mugGet the boston chili dogmug.

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