ass champion

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)

frank is such an ass champion

by not an ass champ June 9, 2007

Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body

Jesse had a dick champion weekend.

by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

champions cup

A chamionship trophy, formally used for the storage of Country Time brand lemonade crystals. Competed for by 3 major teams:
The Roloffs, The Kareem Abdul-Jabbars and The Prison Mikes.

YOOOOO! I just won Champions Cup playing SEWERED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I won the Space Jam, which resulted in winning the champion cup!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WIN

by Andrew Schopp April 3, 2007

ass champion

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Offseason Champion

Team that always makes the right moves during the offseason, yet doesn't win anything once the regular season begins...

The jets keep winning the offseason championship trophy every year, yet when the season starts, they fall apart...

by D. Greenberg April 1, 2010

Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013