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bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.
"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"
by FishLUL April 24, 2025
mugGet the bumpy keysmug.

Bumpy Cuddles

Do you want to have bumpy cuddles?
by aaron88800 August 10, 2022
mugGet the Bumpy Cuddlesmug.

Bumpy time

any type of sexual intercourse. Oral bumpy time is a BJ. auto bumpy time is masturbation.
she was in the bath room so long because she met up with some guy. I am assuming that they had bumpy time in a closet.
by elisabeth of neal November 3, 2009
mugGet the Bumpy timemug.

Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.
Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?
by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018
mugGet the Bumpy Gourdmug.

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
by bush did 911 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Bumpy Roadmug.

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