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The Bulgarian Cock

This is when a man pisses during a blow job, the woman has the right to bite down on said cock, then as a result flees to Bulgaria to escape attempted murder charges.
Some chick: I moved to Bulgaria after doing The Bulgarian Cock.
by FaZe Relic August 4, 2018
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Bulgarian Thanksgiving

When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.

Serves 4-6.
Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?

Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.

Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!

Studio Audience: AWWWWW!
by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010
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Bulgarian Delight

1) The act of proceeding to ejaculate on tiramisu, after eating a slice of bulgarian feta cheese.

2) The feeling of delight and happiness you get when Manchester United player, Dimitar Berbatov, does the things he's paid for. (I.E. Scoring a goal, anything)
(For definition 1)
Girl 1: My boyfriend gave me a cake for my birthday!
Girl 2: Oh really? What kind?
Girl 1: A bulgarian delight!

(For definition 2)
Guy: I had bulgarian delight, when berbatov actually did something during the match yesterday.
by Marinara12_Eritironsi July 11, 2011
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Bulgarian Email

In Bulgaria there email is to tie a women to a wagon with a message and force them to walk.Hence all the women on the highway with wagons.Hence Bulgarian Email
In my country we do not have email, we have Bulgarian email all u need is a women and wagon.
by Thebulgarianator December 13, 2007
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Bulgarian Shit Twister

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
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Bulgarian Pinata

The sexual act in which a woman is hung/ suspended by the ceiling in a harness or for the trully kinky piercings, and is double penetrated by two guys. Homosexuals can also engage in this activity if want to.
Guy #1 "Sally looks like a mess today..." Guy #2 "That is because me and Greg gave her a Bulgarian Pinata" Guy#1 "WHAT THE HELL BRO!!""
by Thepeach15 October 28, 2011
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Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
by gannucard November 28, 2015
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