bitch brew

Flavored beer, e.g. Bacardi Silver Watermelon, Bacardi Silver Mojito, Mike's Hard Lemonade, etc. Usually used as a disparaging term, implying that real men do not drink flavored beer and such premium malt beverages are for girls. Similar to the girly drink.

"I got Mike's Hard Lemonade."
"Don't bring those bitch brews here, man."
"Hey, you brought Bud Lite, you've got no room to talk about taste in alcohol."

by That Guy from Sinclair Inlet November 09, 2007

morning brew

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...

It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...

by Vincent Young March 22, 2005

Brew Shy

A person who does not contribute to the general tea/coffee making process in the office

Hey Sonali, your a bit brew shy... everyone else has made a brew today so i think its your turn

by SMurfster100 October 30, 2008

Mockro Brew

Any large beer corporation's attempt at making a fine beer.

Man, I just got this mockro brew Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale, and it tastes like my cat dragged her hemorrhoids across my tongue. Someone pass me a Torpedo!

by Timdick December 03, 2010

Crude Brew

A substance that contains 2 or more liquids that is unauthorized that is illegally brewed and is not processed.

Crude Brew is a common sight at our table

by WeirdPerson746 May 02, 2023

Weezing the brew

To move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it's brewing.

The staff didn't know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.

by aknatn May 01, 2009

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009