Brackenwood

A online cartoon series.

Did you see the new brackenwood series, bitey got his ass kicked by the prowlies

by Tordeck April 18, 2005

Backyard Nigger

When a total hoosier has the decency to keep his front yard well kept, BUT the backyard is a different story.

Your backyard looks like a nigger lives in your house. There is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate's metro-sexual VW Passat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a BBQ pit collection only Sanford and Son could dream of.

Dood, your front yard is as nice as the fairways of St. Andrews! But the back yard; there are 4 fucking cars, only one of which run and have current license plates, and only two of the four have inflated tires. You my true friend, are a Backyard Nigger, thanks for thinking of your neighbors in your, despite your lack of self respect.

by Commander Poopy Pants May 31, 2011

backyard

a show thrown in the backyard of somebody's house. ska backyard's are always the best

Pros:
undergroud bands
cheap entrance(approx. $3)
freedom to drink, smoke and blaze
party atmosphere

Cons:
shitty bands
disorganized line ups
fights and drama
raided by cops
cold temp.
haters

Dude: what's going down tonight?

Fuzz: Lets hit up that Backyard in Fontana. ONK's in town.

Dude: Tight. Lets get a sack, some 40s and hit up the homies.

Fuzz: Hell yeah. Time to get fucked and skank it up

by Fuzzy-ska January 23, 2009

Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.

Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.

by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007

Brackenbury

Captain awesome, otherwise known as lord of everything ever made ever. He is awesome. Some may disagree, but those people have no balls.

Man, that guy's BRACKENBURY!

by Fiftybottles November 19, 2010

bill brasky

Somewhat of a drunken man's mythological figure. From a sketch on Saturday Night Live. Usually comes up when you have a bunch of drunk guys gathered together in a parking lot... I observed this phenomenon first hand. Then they continue to quote Brasky's outrageous features and achievements.

We were standing around drunk and one guy said, "They used Bill Brasky's foreskin to cover Yankee Stadium when it started raining". And immediately there was a toast "TO BILL BRASKY!".

by Bill "Beefy" Jones October 10, 2005

Louie's Backyard

when you are outside at a concert and a girl is going rim job and your hole winks at her then you crap in her mouth.

Louie was rocking at Panic, and this chick from across the border squatted behind. In a fit of rage he said “well welcome to Louie's Backyard " and blasted her in the face.

by E Love November 15, 2006