Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.
Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?
Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
by MentalBeatings December 21, 2025
Get the Panda Behaviour mug.John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
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Girl 1: He asked me on a date and to split the bill when the check came
Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour
Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour
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Get the top g behaviour mug.A phrase coined by @itsmulalo and @boganbrazdoll that describes a luxurious and leisurely life just like a Sydney rock oyster
Mulalo: Hey Steph, do you wanna be on our Sydney Rock behaviour tonight?
Steph: Yes, I’ll make a reservation at Janes for 7
Steph: Yes, I’ll make a reservation at Janes for 7
by Mulalo December 27, 2022
Get the Sydney Rock behaviour mug.Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.
Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
by bawthecat July 17, 2023
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"He acts progressive and hosts all these Black-cool parties and gets with all the Bi-Girls but ube never seen him at a single LGBT or BLM rally or give Mutual Aid". "OMG Ewww, it's giving Light Skin Behaviour"
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