have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

attracted to both genders

someone who is bisexual but does not want to be a part of the LGBTQ+ community

A : I don't know I think he's bi-
B : He isn't he's just attracted to both genders
A : yeah bi-
B : (rereads the whole definition)

by banflimflam November 21, 2022

Playing on both sides

Having anal sex along with regular f*cking, similar to DP

"Jim, I hate playing on both sides, it really hurts."

by Gimothy May 3, 2018

both sides of Christmas

To give AND to receive or the other way of around...
to receive AND to give. Usually about fellatio and cunnilingus.

"So you got head?"
"Yeah, both sides of Christmas!"
"So, did she like it, too?"

by Hehehehehe I'm naughty December 19, 2007

sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon January 2, 2016

Both sides of the moon

It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit

Dan just showed Ashlee both sides of the moon

by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016

best of both worlds

being a bisexual

So you like girls AND boys? You really get the best of both worlds!

by aoskdlight February 26, 2021