Bondage-scarred

The act of finding out that your parents are part of the BDSM community in the most scarring way possible. An example would be coming home from school and seeing your mum on all fours with a gag on and your dad behind her with a whip.

Friend: Why didn't you go to the party yesterday?
You: I couldn't man, I got Bondage-scarred and fainted and we all know I don't faint bro.

by PuppyKittenPiglet December 6, 2016

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

Bondage

Strapped sex

Yo yo she likes making bondage with her step-brother

by Valrenxi May 7, 2022

bondage

bandages

i use bondages whenever im hurt

by mystafanaccountowo November 29, 2022

bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017

Bondage tape

Your regular duct tape with a kink!

Abduct tape??? Nah sex ties & bondage tape… tape that sticks to itself, not you!!!

Silence is golden but bondage tape is a sticky situation…

by Nuggy007 December 26, 2023

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019