blackbino

The opposite of an albino. Usually when a black child is born to a white family, Or when a black guy acts overly white.

You're the opposite of an albino, both your parents are white. When you popped out the doctor diagnosed you as the only blackbino known to exist. You're in the guiness book of world records as the whitest black man on the planet.
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by babyki11er March 2, 2009

Blackin' Off

The act of jacking off while blacked out. Typically results in mortifying embarrassment the following morning.

Pat: Mitch, I know I was drunk last night, but were you beating it on the living room couch last night when I walked in?

Mitch: Wish I remembered bro, I have the bad habbit of Blackin' Off when I drink too much.

by centrebro November 28, 2011

blackin'

Slang for "off the hook".

Look at that dude rocking the Hellsing shirt over there. Now he's blackin'!

by Real_AirCooledMan March 25, 2007

blackhand

this is when you have to slap your biyatch

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

blacking up

The act of shifting a motor vehicle into reverse gear while on a highway in order to back up and to get onto an exit ramp one has already passed. This term comes from the New York Metro area, where Asians and Caucasians have conducted a nonscientific study by looking to see what the person taking this action looked like only to find that they are black at least 90% of the time.

"Look at this fucking guy blacking up on the highway..."

by ISwearIMnotRacist June 10, 2013

Blackian

A language that is spoken by a large percentage of African-Americans. Often, a translator is necessary to help a "whitey" understand Blackanese.

Tyrone: Ye boi! Imuh Tro Dis Lyk Payton Manning!!

Whitey:Translation please?

Blackanese-English Translator- I'm going to throw this ball very far.
-----------------------------Example 2------------------------------
Jarone: (Meeting his friend) Deeum boih ya qota trow me summa dat swag ya dyg?/ lyk holla at me aight?

Jajesus: Ye boi ima hit u up on de cell-yew-lerr, goda ruhn din din wid da fayym.

Asian Person: I tink he try to hurt me! i tink he wanna hurt me rely bad bic boy bic bic bic

Professional fluent in Blackian and English: No, they simply discussed plans to call each other while bringing up the relevant topic of clothing and a family dinner. It's that easy.

by a bok lau August 26, 2009

Black Rain

When some one goes into the bathroom stall next to your stall and sticks the ass over the divider and procedes to defecate on the person in the next stall.

John couldnt move when the black rain started to flow from above him at the mexican resurant.

by Joemack January 15, 2006